Are You Still Pooping Wrong Even After Reading That Other Article?!

Okay. We’ve had it up to here with all that crap in other articles about the correct way to poop so we sourced a team of high school graduates who took anatomy class and this is how they recommend people poop.

“I bought a poop harness so that I could get the better angle for pooping. Doubles as a sex swing :)”

“I use a Home Depot bucket because it reminds me that natural functions take work to do right.”

“I poop on Heinz Field right before every football game because that’s what Pitt eats.”

“I’m a girl. Everyone knows girls don’t poop.”

“Some might think it’s out there but I like it when people poop on this table and I’m below it. Nothing wrong with that.”

“A lot of people complain about using airplane bathrooms but pooping above 10,000 feet has been proven to be the ideal place to poop.”

“I might be alone in this but I really like going in festival toilets. I think the bass from the music helps aid the process and makes it really relaxing”

“Some might think it’s out there but I like it when people poop on this table and I’m below it. Nothing wrong with that.”

How’s that for an article filled with opportunities for shitty puns? Sound off in the comments if you took anatomy in high school– we want to hear where you poop!!