A popular sleep away camp, Camp Crystal Lake has had an unsightly string of murders recently with many campers dying in a gruesome fashion. The camp is not being closed however, in fact it has inspired other camps to hope their teens are murdered. One camp owner Jackie Riley says “Crystal Lake became the IT camp for teenagers once people started dying. We want a piece of that action and we’re sure some kids will be dying here really soon..” Many parents of the murdered teens say that they’re actually kind of glad cause some of those kids were fucking annoying.
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