After running out of people willing to ruin their careers in the wake of his presidency Donald Trump has put down the Rolodex and taken to craigslist looking for his next chief of staff. “I originally thought maybe a reality show would be a good approach but the DOJ told me no way- so craigslist it is,” Trump said. Trump will review all of the applications and then email the best candidates to meet him at a local starbucks for interviews. The president seems a little worried that he will forget not to consume too much coffee during the process and scare off the most promising candidates, which he has scheduled towards the middle of the process. “The next chief of staff is somewhere in this stack of applications and I’m, going to find them,” Trump said.