Nation Faces Drugs Shortage After Courtney Love Invades Pill Factory

The nation is facing a huge drug shortage after rock singer Courtney Love locked herself in a large pharmaceutical production facility this week, resulting in a 36 hour stand-off / prescription drug binge. The situation ended when Love passed out after consuming such a large amount of pills that the factory company has not even had enough time to survey and account for loses. Love says that the incident will result in anther Hole album maybe and will fuel her next tour. No one was directly harmed in the incident however the nation’s doctors are warning that the effects of the Love caused drug shortage could be felt by the country for a long time to come.