Stupidest Question Ever Leaves Professor In Coma

Local college Professor Joel Beck has been catatonic for the past three days after being asked the dumbest question ever. Beck, tenured professor of the university English department, is not entirely sure what the question was but it was so stupid he is still completely lost in thought on the depths of it’s ignorance and stupidity.

After the question was asked Beck was quickly rushed to the hospital where he was administered pain pills and put on life support due to his questioning the ability of humanity to have devolved to this point when people as stupid as the questioner have not only made it to 2017 but made it into college. The professor will be kept on life support for the next week and if he shows no signs of life by then his family has requested the feeding tube be removed and not resuscitated, per his wishes.