Trump Now Wants Staffers To Wear Rompers

In a move to make sure that he asserts total dominance over his staffers President Trump is enforcing a new dress code in the West Wing. All make staffers will wear the latest fashion of one piece men’s rompers designed by his daughter. Trump says that he hopes the move will help to emasculate his staff into submission and at the same time popularize the men’s wear best known for being worn by total douche-bags. Trump will also institute casual Fridays because he says he doesn’t plan on doing any work on Fridays either so why would he care how people dress. Trump says that he’s looking forward to all his staffers looking like idiots.