It can be difficult to find your place in the world sometimes. We at totally real news want to help you find it!!
Here’s how you can tell if you’re a big loser:
- People constantly ask you to go places. No one would invite you anywhere if you were cool. They would ask you where you want to go.
- When you’re at the movies your date pays for your ticket. They feel bad for you because they think you’re a loser.
- If you only eat salads.
- You smell a fart. Farts are nature’s way of calling you a loser.
- Candy tastes good: if you think candy tastes amazing you’re a gigantic loser.
- Your clothing is clean but no one says anything about it. Huge sign. People would notice if you had clean clothing, at least you would think that.
- A judge releases you without bail. If you were worth keeping around a judge would make someone have to pay to get you out of jail because they want to hang out with you.
- Someone plays your favorite song on the jukebox. Bad sign. The jukebox is meant to introduce people to new music, not play the old hits.