GOP Healthcare Bill Will Inject Citizens With Deadly Disease To Encourage Them To Stay On Insurance

The new GOP healthcare bill has been mired in controversy when critics point out that the program will make healthcare un-affordable for those who need it most. The proposed solution to the problem some GOP house members have come up with is to inject every American with a deadly disease which will force them to stay enrolled in a healthcare plan for the entirety of their lives. The GOP says this also protects finical interests in the pharmaceutical industry who helps pay to get them elected and supplies party drugs for GOP fundraisers. The pharmaceutical industry says they intend to supply the drugs for the disease for several years and then cause a shortage allowing them to increase the rates of the drug forcing insurance companies to pay huge amounts. GOP members say this plan is great as the American people will essentially be slaves in a work or die economy, which will benefit everyone at the top.