House Republicans Get To Work On Bill To Build The Death Star

Inspired by “Rogue 1” house republicans have decided they need a planet killing weapon that can be used against any possible rebellions. Kevin McCarthy, the house majority leader says that “a Death Star” would be ideal for republicans because it would cost trillions in defense spending and since they need somewhere to spend all the money their going to save slashing entitlements. McCarthy asked “why not put that money into a weapon designed and built in science fiction universe?” McCArthy says that republicans learned a lot from Rogue 1 and Star Wars and will be sure to not include a weakness in their republican death star such as a ventilation shaft that can destroy the whole thing.