Trump Appoints Mayor McCheese As Nation’s Key Nutrition Adviser


Donald Trump had yet to actually shake up Washington and “drain the swamp” as his cabinet position  list currently contains mostly political insiders. That changes with his latest appointment of Mayor McCheese, a fictional mascot of fast food giant McDonald’s. Trump, not knowing he was a fictional character, praised McCheese’s public service an an elected official as a key reason for his appointment. “Mayor McCheese, Mayor of McDonaldland over 20 years will be great adviser. Welcome to a winning team,” Trump stated on twitter. Mayor McCheese could not be reached for comment as he is not real.