Finally A Mattress So Comfortable You Never Wake Up

There’s a brand new mattress on the market and it’s so dang comfy that people are falling asleep on it and just not waking up! The manufacturer says that they’re proud to have created such an amazing new product that creates the everlasting rest that most consumers demand. One spokesperson for FullRest says that they never planned on their mattress being so comfy people would just not wake up but they now plan to market as a feature. They’ve also teamed up with a coffin company so that they can make burial of their dead customers super easy. Finally a mattress you can really take to your grave!! Sign us up!!