We’re Calling These Celebs Out: They’ve Never Gone On Record About Crackers In Their Soup!

LeBron James@KingJames Lebron surely eats soup in the cold city of Cleveland– but what kind of crackers does he like in that soup? Drizzy@Drake Do Canadians even use crackers in their soup? Kim Kardashian West@KimKardashian…

Hard Working Anti-Socialist Gets By Without Government Safety Nets By Mooching Off Friends And Family

Timothy Armstrong, a local pro-capitalist proponent thinks that social programs like food stamps and HUD are for lazy loser crybabies and now he’s taking a stance to prove that through hard work and determination anyone…

Child Kidnapper Doesn’t Know what To Do Next

NITRO, WVa.- Local petty crook and all around jackass Tommy Filler has confused local authorities after a recent kidnapping. Local police captain Micheal Sampson stated his department was unprepared for the questions Filler presented. “After…

Kim Jong-Un Shocked To Learn Rest Of N. Korea Doesn’t Share His Lifestyle

Democratic Republic of North Korea supreme leader Kim Jong-Un is furious today after discovering that the lavish lifestyle he maintains is a much higher standard than the one most citizens in his country. Un wasn’t…

Kanye And Kim Put Baby On Diet Of Food From Other’s Plates

Kanye West and wife Kim Kardashian have announced that North West is going on a special diet consisting of foods that were about to be eaten by other people. “Basically we wait for someone else…